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Bernie’s Behind Bars

Bernie's Behind Bars

Big, Bernie Badoff

he once had it all

he waddled down Wall Street

but he had a great fall.

He made wealthy ones richer

with smudge, smoke and mirrors

he preyed on his victims

for months, and then years.

And now he’s in jail

where low losers, belong

wearing old, cruddy khakis

where did he go wrong?

His luxurious life

plump with privilege and perks

has finally folded

there’s justice for jerks.

He’s the envy of none

he’s a farce, and a fool

his life’s behind bars, now

he’s relinquished his rule.

And now he’s in jail

where low losers, belong

wearing old, cruddy khakis

where did he go wrong?

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And all of his lawyers

and all of his shills

watched as he tumbled

savoring thrills.

When his “house of cards” fell

it created a crash

bringing others down, too

with their Caddies and cash.


But the joke is on him, now

he’s lost all of his power

he’s watched all the time

when he shits, shaves and showers.

His home is his cell

which he shares with a druggie

his friends are all felons

like an Indian thuggee.

If there is a Heaven

then there is a Hell

and Bernie will be there

he’ll fit in, real well.


His son killed himself

’cause he just couldn’t cope

with the burden of guilt

and he lost all his hope.

But Bernie still lives

and he might write a book

selling millions of copies

’bout his life as a crook.

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And all of his lawyers

and all of his shills

watched as he tumbled

and silently, thrilled.

Baad, Baad Bernie

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Baad, baad Bernie

have you any guilt?

You stole from total strangers

and retired, Uncle Milt.

Baad, baad Bernie

your farce is finally through

they put you in the pig pen

cleaning toilets, with your crew.

Baad, baad Bernie

you’ve caused people, so much pain

you’re just a greedy geezer

who was focused on his gain.

Baad, baad Bernie

have you any guilt?

You stole from total strangers

and retired, Uncle Milt.