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Cosby’s Castle Crumbles

Cosby's Castle Crumbles

My name is Bill

I need new thrills

so I drugged them with some pills

yes, it was against their wills.

Millions saw me on TV

fell for the fake image, naturally

Camille stood by me, and you ate the feed

I was a god, consumed by greed.

REFRAIN:

I will lie to everyone

and my lawyers will play dumb

I’m exempt from judge and jury

but we’ll survive, so don’t you worry!

Disney now, removed my bust

what could’ve caused this, maybe my lust?

my agent also dumped my ass

I’m out to pasture, for acting crass.

My “Hello Friend” sweatshirt, is about to retire

no one believes me, ’cause I’m a huge liar

Gloria Allred will clean up on my case

And we’ll move to Kansas, where we’re safe from disgrace.

REFRAIN:

I will lie to everyone

and my lawyers will play dumb

I’m exempt from judge and jury

but we’ll survive, so don’t you worry!