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Costco Cake Corrupts Christians

Devil in Disguise

She went to Costco for a cake

but Satan had his kicks

he decorated dinosaur legs

with the symbol 666.

..

It terrified the mother

how could this big box store

slyly corrupt our minors

in a manner she abhorred?

Refrain:

The devil’s all around us

and silently, he lurks

if we’re not ever vigilant

he’ll try to look up skirts.

Jessica made such a fuss

they had to pull the cake

although they did assure her

it was a big mistake.

I hope, however, that her son

still had a birthday bash

and that mommy goes to therapy

relinquishing retail cash.

Refrain:

The devil’s all around us

and silently, he lurks

if we’re not ever vigilant

he’ll try to look up skirts.