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Cougar Attacks

Cagey Cougars

You can see them, at local bars

sweetly sipping drinks

but beneath their calm demeanor

there lies a world of kinks.

The fifty-something lawyer

likes construction dudes

but they have to be under thirty

for erotic interludes.

REFRAIN:

Cougars are coming, to your town

beware, they’re dressed to kill

these dames are dammed determined

to have themselves a thrill.

The freckled, foxy doctor

wearing Spanx to hide her tum

is dating someone younger

he’s a certified beach bum.

Men have done this for decades

now, women have their turns

even when you’re older

the furnace fumes and burns.

The cats are finally, outta the bag

and they’re prowling everywhere

they’re seeking someone’s stamina

and a man who still has hair.

REFRAIN:

Cougars are coming, to your town

beware, they’re dressed to kill

these dames are dammed determined

to have themselves a thrill.