Nordstrom is selling some jeans
that cost $425, not for teens.
They have crackle or crud
and coated, faux mud
bought by male morons with means.
On Denim Day we stand strong
any abuse is plain wrong.
An awareness of rape
cannot be escape
we will believe before long.
In Germany she was jeered
they thought that Ivanka was weird.
Her opinions don’t matter
so it’s just idle chatter
of a daughter whose father is feared.
Everyone has different dreams
like a carnival with many themes.
So aim for the sky
but be ready to fly
if it all falls apart at the seams.
Sometimes I like to use Twitter
but then frequently, want to just quitter.
You can say something sweet
it will turn out in a tweet
to make someone else kinda bitter.
A life lived alone can be great
you can come home both early or late.
Sock piles will accrue
but no judges will view
the pig-pile that might be one’s fate.
There is no great meaning to life
some say it’s struggle and strife.
You might sail to the top
or else, fail and flop
and wind up with no husband or wife.
Trump was a major mistake,
let’s label him flagrantly fake.
Despite all his cash
he often acts rash
even when war is at stake.
Big braggarts who love to boast,
are more obnoxious than most.
They all fail to see
frequently boring their host.
Gracefully aging is great
but wrinkles are everyone’s fate.
Buying bottles of lotions
and oodles of potions
are cosmetics’ companies bait.