Maine is such a special state
and our tourists, all agree
so let them spend their savings here
while we wait for them to flee.
Our parking lots are crowded
while they swarm the Rite Aid store
leaving litter on the pavement
it’s a practice we abhor.
Their presence is pollutant
as rude relatives, rant and scream
they can’t control their crunchy cones
dripping slowly in a stream.
We value all their visits
and the money that they drop
because their constant spending
makes them wanna shlepp and shop.
So let them crack their lobstahs
and dip in buttah, too
come September, they’ll be gone
with their noise and old canoe.