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Welcome to Maine

Spend money in Maine

Maine is such a special state

and our tourists, all agree

so let them spend their savings here

while we wait for them to flee.

Our parking lots are crowded

while they swarm the Rite Aid store

leaving litter on the pavement

it’s a practice we abhor.

Their presence is pollutant

as rude relatives, rant and scream

they can’t control their crunchy cones

dripping slowly in a stream.

We value all their visits

and the money that they drop

because their constant spending

makes them wanna shlepp and shop.

So let them crack their lobstahs

and dip in buttah, too

come September, they’ll be gone

with their noise and old canoe.