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Opt Outside


This year on Black Friday

all REI stores

are gonna be closed

and they’re headed outdoors.


Employees will be paid

to get on their bikes

and kayak, canoe

or do some great hikes.


Staff won’t sacrifice

time with family and friends

just to make money

they’re bucking the trends.


Put people over profits

and it’s about time

to view corporate greed

like it’s social slime.


So kudos for courage

let’s all celebrate

and enjoy Mother Nature

the shopping will wait.