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Spandex Support

Don't let in all hang out

When you’re too old for tight pants

and you don’t wanna loosen your belt

there’s a polymer solution

to make one feel sexy and svelte.

It’s called by several names

and was invented by a man

women worldwide will wear it

from England to Japan.

REFRAIN:

Spandex is our savior

it smooths your fat rolls out

so clothing will fit better

and you won’t appear so stout.

Men also like the lean look

’cause dudes are very vain

but they seem to hide it better

and not suffer any pain.

So diet still, to shape up

but aid is easily found

drive to your nearest mall

and let your flesh be bound.

REFRAIN:

Spandex is our savior

it smooths your fat rolls out

so clothing will fit better

and you won’t appear so stout.